What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and...

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

What are the types of values?

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Why are breasts attractive?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Make Nazis afraid again!

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!